There has never been a time that I have wanted us to lose a game more than tonight. So we get every fluky ass goal imaginable. Whatever.
For a children's show, Adventure Time is full of...
tumblrisweird: Being unable to care for your child Being overpowered by your child Being manipulated into an abusive relationship Being attacked by your spouse Depression and attempted suicide Threat of miscarriage Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
kapooyah: bellabracha: what even IS american culture it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value i don’t get it
Nothing against Lundqvist, but it’s time to put Biron in net. Maybe it’ll be a kick in the ass to the rest of the team, and make them feel like they need to play their asses off because they DON’T have a world class goalie in net every night.
swagony: wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
barackalicious: jimbertimber: theres a Meme Page in the yearbook our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
senor-cactuar: the avengers? how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
freddybenson: freddybenson: friendly reminder that kony was never stopped
idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
kenway: last quarter of the school year more like
sheepishwoes: what the fuck did i just stumble across
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
thatfunnyblog: When someone calls me attractive